Mom and dad should have known better.
Your parents were obviously the ones who insisted you use a rolling bookbag:
Which you could fill with all the numbers you didn't get!
They didn't say anything when you replaced all of your pants with JNCO jeans:
Perfect for those of us with no ass and massive thighs.
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They lied to you when they said you looked good on photo day:
And you had to live with the consequences.
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They let you wear Dragon Ball Z button-up shirts to school:
We all know guys who still wear these shirts. They are still dateless.
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