You asked for “The Rachel” and instead got a devil’s haircut.
Your Sky Dancer would fly with reckless abandon to its death. (Or take someone's eye out.)
When you went to your local salon asking for "The Rachel," and they clearly had no idea how to execute it.
When you had to explain to the nurse that you'd twisted your ankle ... because you'd fallen over in your platform sneakers.
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