Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are delightfully familiar. Not just because they’re great games, but because they STILL don’t address a million basic questions, like why nobody ever poops.
Courtesy Nintendo
Courtesy Nintendo
What self-respecting parent lets their 12-year-old take off around the world just because their weirdo new neighbor needs some help with a research project?
For that matter, what PhD program allows its graduates to primarily rely on the labor of tweens?
Do my Pokémon know that I named them all after Gilmore Girls characters and fast-food restaurants?
If so, do they care?
