“Heath rash.”
Back in 2006, Heath Ledger attended the AFI Awards. Magda Szubanski, as her Kath and Kim character Sharon, also attended the ceremony, bumping into Heath on the red carpet.
Sharon reacted the way any regular person would've reacted to being in Heath's presence — she fangirled hard.
Heath reacted the way every fangirl wishes the object of their affection would react:
With a smirk and a smack of his gum, Heath carried on working that red carpet like a pro.