Stay under the sea.
We all know Ariel, of course. She's The Little Mermaid and the reason we all dreamt of being one at some point in our lives.
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She likely filled your childhood with laughter and made you want to brush your hair with a fork.
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But we think it's time we talk about something: Look, Ariel is pretty much the worst Disney princess OF ALL TIME.
Yes. We said it... here's why:
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She completely skips the whole choreographed performance her 117 sisters must have practiced for WEEKS.
Rude as hell.
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