Just, shhhhh.
"New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys are still around?"
D U H.
JIVE
"You mean Backseat/Backdoor Boys?"
You're simply jealous that you'll never be Mr. Nickolas Gene Carter.
JIVE
"Aren’t you too old to like boy bands?"
How can one be too old to like boy bands? Should old people not like rap, because I’m pretty sure Snoop Dogg is close to 40. I mean, really.
"Oh my God, I used to love them when I was little and cried when Backstreet Boys broke up."
*Deep breath* WRONG. BAND.
JIVE
