Gentlemen, please desist.
When your corset is so oppressively tight you can't bend over and pet interesting birds.
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When your neck ruff is so large it obscures your cycling vision.
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When you spend hours desperately praying for someone to invent hair straighteners.
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And you and your ladies spend ages sitting around waiting for someone to invent hair conditioner.
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