Love, Prolly.
1. It would be titled Love, Prolly.
2. Benedict Cumberbatch would play David (Hugh Grant).
3. Martin Freeman would still play John, — yes, the character's name is John.
4. John and David would cross paths briefly, and there would be some kind of subtle Sherlock joke.
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5. Billy Bob Thornton would still play the President of the United States.
6. Eddie Redmayne would take a break from all his Oscar-winning dramatic roles to play Colin (Kris Marshall).
7. Sam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) would have a different, more modern motto when he learned the drums.
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