“Yeh my boyfriend goes to another school.”
"No I don't have any homework, Mum."
The truth: Obviously I have homework, it's a school day, but I want to watch TV now so I'm going to lie about it and then copy it off someone in class tomorrow.
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"The teacher only told us about this massive science project today."
The truth: I have known about the project for over a month but completely forgot to mention it 'til tonight so I am telling you this now so that you will please help me make it.
Fox
"Yes, Mum, I have taken the chicken out of the freezer."
The truth: I did not remember to take it out the freezer and I'm now trying to panic-defrost it by running it under the tap and shoving it in the microwave.
Fox
"I've only been playing this game for like half an hour."
The truth: I have been playing from the second you left the house and can barely see any more.
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