“Sit, stand, kneel, sit, stand, kneel.”
When your palm crosses always seemed a bit...off.
They're truly an art form.
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When the collection plate came to you and you looked the other way.
It's just like playing hot potato.
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When you mumbled your way through prayers and songs because you didn't know the actual words.
"Our Father who fdkajfdkajdjk holy be thy name etc, etc."
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When another person's hand happened to be real sweaty during the sign of peace...
Sweat is hostile, not peaceful.
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