Because being taught about health from a giraffe in a dark van, was totally normal.
When Healthy Harold came to visit and taught you all about nutrition and how to deal with bullying.
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That accomplished feeling every time you added another gold coin to your dollarmites account.
You just knew you were becoming a rich bitch.
This bloody rule that ruined your life on the days you forgot your hat.
HAVE A VERY NICE DAY!