OK but you’re not actually the king of the world.
We all know Jack Dawson, protagonist of Titanic, ultimate heartthrob of 1912, the young man responsible for an entire generation's sexual awakening.
Paramount
But let's be real for a second, guys. Jack Dawson was the worst.
Paramount
Let's start with his first line. You know, right after he bets all of his AND Fabrizio's money on a game of poker? LAME.
Paramount
He can fit literally all of his possessions in one duffel bag.
Paramount
