I’m not here, I’m on the potty, but don’t you leave if you’re a hotty ;-*
Spending hours trying to pick the buddy icon that would make you seem like the coolest person ever.
Do I want to be flirty, or funny? Or should I be naughty????
BadassBuddy
When you thought someone's away message was directed specifically at you, only to realize they'd done the cursed "%n" trick.
This isn't about you!
BuzzFeed
When you had to go to SmarterChild to get the answers to life's hard questions.
When you got in a fight with your friends and removed their name from the list of "BFFs" in your profile.
Comedy Central
