“My life is as good as a Spice Girls’ song. It’s as good as ‘Wannabe’.”
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1. Mia Wasikowska would play Muriel and Rose Byrne would be a bad arse Rhonda.
2. Rebel Wilson would kill it as Joanie, improv-ing all her lines and Margot Robbie would be head of the mean girls as Tania Degano.
3. Muriel would be obsessed with pinning wedding dresses on Pinterest.
4. Her favourite music would be Spice Girls even though everyone around her would be a Swifty.
5. Tania and her squad would be decked out in activewear in every scene.
6. Muriel's dad would be a pushy rep for NutriBullet.
7. Tania would mock Muriel by saying, "let her finish her Skinny Girl margarita" instead of an "Orgasm".
8. Instead of the Hibiscus Island tropical party it would be Stereosonic on the Gold Coast.
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9. Muriel would get an unpaid internship at Presto.
10. Tania would catch her husband cheating via the Ashlee Madison leak.
11. Breakers would be a Paleo-themed cocktail bar.
12. Muriel and Rhonda would bond over a drunk kebab.
13. Rhonda would be a massive vaper.
14. "Now back to this troll-faced bitch who had a lot to say about me in high school, TANIA, WHAT'S GOOD?"
15. Rhonda and Muriel would lip sync to "Spice Up Your Life" in the bar.
16. Muriel would drive a green Mazda 6.
17. Joanie would spend the whole time tweeting, "You're terrible Muriel".
