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The Definitive Ranking Of The Windows 98 Screensavers

Never forget that maze.

The Baseball Game

The Baseball Game

No doubt this one was thrown in last minute, when the computer nerds designing this shit were pressured to relate to the sport-loving PC owners. "This is what baseball looks like, right?"

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The Flying Flag

The Flying Flag

Sure it's a classic, but it's also pretty terrible. Only the most basic of Windows 98 owners would choose this as their go-to screensaver. What is that flag even doing? It's like a weird, flag fish flopping around unattractively. Next.

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The Forest Floor

The Forest Floor

The one good thing about this one was that sometimes your mom would scream at it, thinking there was an actual bug crawling across the monitor. Other than that though, who wants to see gross bugs when there are so many other great screensavers to choose from?

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The Creepy 19th Century Scene

The Creepy 19th Century Scene

Does anyone actually remember this one? What the fuck is even happening here? Who is that man? This one made no sense, and the only reason it's this far down on the list is because it's damn fascinating.

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