Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
When Dwight had to teach Jim how to insult.
Dwight: Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
Jim: In the fridge!
Dwight: No, Jim. The butt. In his butt.
When Jim and Dwight role-played a sales call.
Dwight: What is your name, sir?
Jim: My name is Billy Buttlicker.
Dwight: Really? That's your real name?
Jim: How dare you?
When Jim had a complaint, but not really.
Jim: Dwight tried to kiss me. And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
Dwight: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim: Well I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
When Jim brake-checked Dwight.
Jim: You're really gonna sit in the back?
Dwight: Uh, yeah. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.
[tires screech]
