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19 Aussie '90s Kids TV Characters That Traumatised Us For Life

EC from Lift Off is personally responsible for my insomnia.

The Mulligrubs Face.

The Mulligrubs Face.

Hey you know what would make a great character for a kids show? A GIANT TERRIFYING FLOATING PURPLE FACE WITH BIG FUCK OFF NOSTRILS AND A VOICE THAT HAUNTS YOUR NIGHTMARES.

Yeah, great idea guys.

Network Ten

Virgil from Crash Zone.

Virgil from Crash Zone.

Apparently one giant floating face wasn't enough. They had to attack us all again with this fucker.

Seven

EC from Lift Off

EC from Lift Off

Oh what's better (worse) than a giant floating face? A DIRTY GARBAGE DOLL WITH NO FACE. THAT CAN MOVE. AND HAS SPECIAL POWERS.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

ABC

And Beverley the plant.

And Beverley the plant.

As if a faceless doll wasn't scary enough, Lift Off had to go and get a spiky living plant with a giant-arse all-seeing eyeball.

PS. That lizard guy was shady AF too.

ABC


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