“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
That time he admitted to having a wig for everyone in the office.
"Because you never know when you might need to bear a passing resemblance to someone."
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When he tried to teach everyone about fire safety.
"Today, smoking is going to save lives."
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When he accepted two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
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When he tried to teach the office about organ donors.
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