We still need your guidance, Neil.
Robot Wars
Original air date: 1998-2004
Good old fashion robot-on-robot violence is exactly what the world still needs.
BBC / Tinopolis
Art Attack
Original air date: 1990–2007*
They should completely flip the format and have Neil teach us about adult stuff. How to apply for a mortgage, taking out a loan, and filing a tax return – that sort of stuff.
*A new series was launched in 2011, hosted by false pretenders to Neil Buchanan's throne.
ITV
Bernard's Watch
Original air date: 1997-2001
What's Bernard up to now? Is he using his power of time control for good? Is he using it for evil? Is Bernard a villain with plans for world domination? Does he attempt to enslave humanity for his own personal gain? Can he be stopped?
ITV
Gladiators
Original air date: 1992-2000*
Just introduce some new Gladiators, maybe some new games, but bring back Wolf in some capacity.
*Sky briefly revived the show between 2008-2009.
ITV Studios
