“This year I will master the art of the Heelys.”
1. Buy tickets to a Britney Spears concert. Preferably get tickets where you don't have to sit in the very back on the itchy lawn.
2. Beat your brother or sister at Mario Party. Just once. Or at least get more stars than them in one stinking game.
3. Convince your mom and dad to let you get your own landline. And then once you do, make sure to purchase a really cool transparent one that lights up when it rings.
4. Build up some solid required reading hours with the American Girl or Nickelodeon magazine.
