“HOW IS THIS A FEEL-GOOD HOLIDAY FILM.”
1. Alright, so no one pays attention to Macaulay Culkin.
2. But to be fair, he's acting like a little shit right now.
3. Also, his name is Kevin.
4. Why is there a cop here?
5. "All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage." Yikes.
6. Why is Kevin so distressed about having to pack?
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7. Does he have some dark attachment issues going on?
8. Is this actually a fancy orphanage???
9. Wow, his whole family legit hates him. Kid's eight.
10. Someone named Fuller in this family is either a baby or an alcoholic.
11. This guy has spiky hair and a pet tarantula so my bets are on him as The Bully.
12. Of course his name is Buzz.
13. You're setting your kid up for bullydom if you name him Buzz.
14. Or they'll become an astronaut. That's quite a gamble.
15. They live next door to a murderer???
