Breaking News

Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 12, 2015

79 Thoughts I Had Watching "Star Wars: Episode V" For The First Time

Is the force the same as telekinesis? Asking for a friend.

1. The Ice World of Hoth – Is that near the Fortress of Solitude?
2. Luke is on a snowy kangaroo. That thing looks hella scary.
3. Oh, SHIT. The abominable snowman!
4. UM, that was terrifying. Forget everything I said about the snowy kangaroo. Can Luke get some help?

Lucasfilm / 20th Century Fox

5. I think Leia is giving Han sexy eyes.
6. Han is leaving. He's trying to be all like, "BYE," and she's like, "come back ;)."
7. "You could use a good kiss." UM, Han being really creepy RN.
8. C3PO needs to be the bearer of bad news. Luke hasn't returned to Elsa's ice castle.
9. This scary snowman eating his bloody meal is kind of like watching a drunk girl eating chicken nuggets at 3 A.M.
10. Is the force the same as telekinesis? Asking for a friend.
11. He chopped of the monster's arm. Karma, Luke — it's coming for you.
12. I don't even understand how he got into this position???

Lucasfilm / 20th Century Fox

13. Obi-Wan is like, "Get up, Luke. Yoda has to teach you Jedi skills and poor grammar and shit."
14. LMAO THE SNOW KANGAROO. He just fell over like, "Nah. I'm done."
15. Well, well, well. Look at this boy scout.


View Entire List ›