Worst. Holiday. Movie. Ever.
20th Century Fox
1. Everyone in the family is a dick.
2. Buzz literally compares Kevin to a fungus.
3. The pizza guy just stands there waiting for money and no one makes a move to pay? Rude AF.
4. Why is everyone shocked that Kevin doesn't want to sleep in a bed with a kid that pees himself?
5. They let a teenager count heads and that is the only time they made sure everyone was there? A+ parenting.
20th Century Fox
6. You definitely can't just walk into the airplane without showing tickets and you also have to be a few hours early to an international flight.
7. The aunt and uncle are trying to steal champagne flutes. Those are very breakable.
8. Shouldn't there be at least one adult with the kids in coach? Like, there are some pretty small children all alone back there for a long ass flight.
9. Kevin asks which toothbrush is approved by the Dental Association. Who gives a fuck? Definitely not an eight-year-old.
10. Why is he so afraid of a furnace? A FURNACE?
