GTFO out of the party with this music.
"Dominick The Donkey" by Lou Monte
SANTA DOES NOT HAVE A DONKEY GTFO ITALY.
"Christmas Conga" by Cyndi Lauper
There is a reason you haven't heard of this song. Bonga bonga bong? WTF is a "bonga"?
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd
Yes I get it, the kid sees mom kissing his dad dressed up like Santa Claus. But WHY is he dressed like Santa? He doesn't need a costume to put out presents while the kids are asleep. And if he put the suit on because he was expecting the kids to peek, then DON'T HAVE WEIRD TICKLE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Seriously I expect that kid had to spend years in therapy.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Hanukkah is 8 days. This is just wrong.
