Stop staring at me like that, Ananas.
Polkaroo (Polka Dot Door)
Ever tried LSD? No? Well, just watch Polka Dot Door, because Polkaroo is essentially the freakiest acid trip you'll ever experience. And did you ever notice how one of the hosts always misses Polkaroo's visit? What are you trying to hide, Polkaroo?
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Ananas (Téléfrançais)
You know the best way to teach kids how to speak French? Terrorize them with a walking, talking pineapple whose bulging eyes stare straight into your soul. It even has teeth! WHY DOES A PINEAPPLE NEED TEETH?!
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Kideo (Kids Can Rock And Roll)
Kideo is what would happen if KISS were 100% more cheerful and 1000% creepier. This band was way too excited about teaching important life lessons through music, never taking into account that their unsettling smiles were keeping kids awake at night.
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Boot (Readalong)
A talking boot is not going to encourage kids to read. All it's going to do is make them afraid to put on shoes ever again.
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